How To Tuck In A Baby Sister

A three-part instructional brochure by Master Toddler, Sylvie-Faye Coppee.

1. After baby sister has climbed on couch, throw blanket over her body and tell her to lie down on pillow.

2. Sometimes it is necessary to straddle baby sister and push firmly on head until it has touched down on pillow. Continue this action until screaming subsides and baby sister loses strength and head involuntarily flops onto pillow.

**Helpful Hint: Offering candy will often bring on baby sister's submission a lot quicker.

3. And finally, tuck in blanket around baby sister and tell her, "Now go to sleep and no skweaming, ok? If you swkeam, I spank you bum, ok?"

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