Wednesday, January 6, 2010

The Year In Review

Now that 2010 has begun, let's take a look back at the highlights of 2009, shall we?

The year began with the discovery that the tumor in my belly was actually a baby/new future slave.



I submitted a couple of songs to Summit Entertainment in hopes of landing a spot on the New Moon soundtrack.

I never heard back. Yep, got totally ignored. But I've always been a stubborn little brat, so I continue to write and submit.


Then summer arrived!

And this is what it looked like. No, we do not live in the Arctic. We live in Arizona. But when I'm pregnant and it's summer, the temperature in the house is set to a cool 30 degrees...below and Bertrand retreats to the couch.

During these oh-so-pleasant summer months of sweltering heat and momma's frequent mood swings and emotional outbursts...

John became an official evil teenager.




Papa got...pretty. Makeover compliments of Sylvie and Chloe. (They'll do anything to avoid bedtime)


And the girls began their future slave training...


...and continued sucking their thumbs.

Finally, our fourth future slave arrived and his pediatrician deemed him "delicious" and continually referred to him as such.

So we ate him.

I'm JOKING! Calm down!


We did dress him as a giraffe once, though.

And then sent him off on his first slave assignment:

Begging in the streets for candy with Stinkerbell and her naughty pet monkey.

Finally, we tortured them one last time by forcing them to dress in costumes and pose for pictures in the freezing cold.

Don't worry. We rewarded them......with cars...

...and weapons.

We didn't want them to think we actually had a heart, so we lied and told them the gifts came from some fat dude named Santa.

P.S. They bought it. HAHA! SUCKAS!

And finally, a very special moment in the Coppee family:

Zander took his first "Ugly Troll" picture and was officially initiated into our family.

It was truly special. Still brings tears to my eyes *sniffle*.

(Just for fun, I pulled Sylvie and Chloe's family initiation photos from the 2008 vault. You're welcome)

Ah yes...


These are truly precious moments.


And so 2009 has come to an end.
And I have officially laid it to rest.

We have high hopes for 2010. According to my "horror"scope, it will bring much success and financial gain.

So I say BRING IT!


13 comments:

Jenn C. said...

You are hilarious! That was awesome!

Jon and Lara Stowell said...

This is the best post EVER. BTW your "about me" section says you have 3 kiddos. Don't wait until Zander is old enough to read and gets offended and makes you change it. lol

Mark and Gretchen said...

I think Lara made a mistake...you mentioned three children and one TROLL!
Goodness....WHERE in the world did you get that wicked sense of humor....Hmmmmm...let me think.....

Anonymous said...

LOL...LOVE the pics.

Lilyiris said...

Hey I just stumbled on your blog (I was bored and searching for strange tattoos...) anyway, your Year in Review of your Family was freakin' hilarious. Thanks for the laugh:)

Lois Lane said...

Oh, how I love your blog!!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for putting that wonderful picture of me honey...I look like a dork now lol

mbreck said...

That was a truly awesome post. LOve it. And the trolls...I mean kids look great! SO cute. Love you girl

mbreck said...

That was a truly awesome post. LOve it. And the trolls...I mean kids look great! SO cute. Love you girl

mbreck said...

That was a truly awesome post. LOve it. And the trolls...I mean kids look great! SO cute. Love you girl

mbreck said...

That was a truly awesome post. LOve it. And the trolls...I mean kids look great! SO cute. Love you girl

Tiffany Matthews said...

I love the future slave thing that is great and so true. I also love the meat baby.

Jen West said...

You are truly a gifted writer with the "gift" of great stuff to write about! I love to read it. :)